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Men aren’t stupid, and you don’t need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you. Here’s the only rule you need: if a man loves you, he will do anything he can to keep you around. Anything.
— Kim Gruenenfelder, A Total Waste of Makeup (via fuckinq)
(Source: simply-quotes)
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my sister just broke up with her boyfriend and i walked behind her on her laptop and she made sims clone of him and locked him in his house and she set the house on fire im laughing so hard
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
