you know how a sneeze is 1/6 of an orgasm well here’s a great pick up line go up to a girl and throw pepper in her face until she sneezes and when she does say “that’s only a fraction of what you’ll be feeling with me tonight baby”
(Source: discoblainesarchive)
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